The Life of a Silly Lemon

faeiouck: shady-bacon: faeiouck: “all slytherins are evil” “all gryffindors are good...

Fri, 24 May 2013 14:44:21 -0400

shady-bacon:

faeiouck:

“all slytherins are evil”

“all gryffindors are good guys”

“ravenclaws are nothing but nerds”

“hufflepuffs don’t do anything”

Name one evil Gryffindor. One.

peTER PETTIGREW YOU LITTLE SHIT DO NOT QUESTION ME

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Fri, 24 May 2013 14:41:42 -0400

brother-touching-wincest: On Supernatural, we don’t say “I love you,” we say “I can’t do this...

Fri, 24 May 2013 06:56:14 -0400

brother-touching-wincest:

On Supernatural, we don’t say “I love you,” we say “I can’t do this without you” which roughly translates to “If you die, I’m coming with you” and I think that I’m crying help me.

sansaofhousestark: arianne—martell: Every time I think of the black market, I actually imagine a...

Fri, 24 May 2013 06:55:25 -0400

sansaofhousestark:

arianne—martell:

Every time I think of the black market, I actually imagine a market, with little stalls selling illegal things like nuclear weapons and organs.

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Fri, 24 May 2013 06:48:47 -0400

jimmyjamjimjohn: rubywhiterabbit: One day we’ll be in a Marvel movie, sitting there as something...

Fri, 24 May 2013 01:07:39 -0400

jimmyjamjimjohn:

rubywhiterabbit:

One day we’ll be in a Marvel movie, sitting there as something doesn’t feel right. and as the credits start to roll we’ll know what it is. It will flash up on screen and our hearts will break. “In loving memory of Stan Lee”. There was no cameo in that movie. And there never will be again.

iwasasononce: satan asks baby jesus for help

Fri, 24 May 2013 00:59:10 -0400

iwasasononce:

satan asks baby jesus for help

I’m so tired and sick. My head is pounding so bad it woke me up. So I too advil but on an...

Fri, 24 May 2013 00:48:21 -0400

I’m so tired and sick. My head is pounding so bad it woke me up. So I too advil but on an empty stomach so now that’s mad at me and I haven’t heard from my boyfriend since 6:30 yesterday morning. Which is worrying the shit out of me. Like what if something happen to him when he was driving home from work?

(via bigtuna108, velveteendream)

Fri, 24 May 2013 00:45:44 -0400

(via bigtuna108, velveteendream)

draemishs: coke-uh-cola: coke-uh-cola: sometimes i resent canadian stereotypes but tonight a...

Fri, 24 May 2013 00:45:28 -0400

draemishs:

coke-uh-cola:

coke-uh-cola:

sometimes i resent canadian stereotypes

but tonight a moose walked into our town supermarket and is strolling around inside at this very moment

i thought it had been evacuated but people are continuing to shop with the moose inside

Saw it too

myresin: dasboo: In all honesty, I just felt like doodling a...

Fri, 24 May 2013 00:41:43 -0400

myresin:

dasboo:

In all honesty, I just felt like doodling a cat with a monocle.

I wish that’s how it went.

zodiacsociety: Pisces Personality

Fri, 24 May 2013 00:40:07 -0400

zodiacsociety:

Pisces Personality

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Thu, 23 May 2013 21:15:33 -0400

lady-tyrell: fyi ‘wow u must be on your period’ is the most misogynistic reply to a debate that i...

Thu, 23 May 2013 21:13:00 -0400

lady-tyrell:

fyi ‘wow u must be on your period’ is the most misogynistic reply to a debate that i have ever fucking heard in my fucking life and believe me one of us is gonna be bleeding and it aint gonna be me

Not to mention, even if we are on our period, why the fuck would you risk your life to say that?

My ex in college had a friend who said this to me, when I was going through horrible hormone overdose from the Yaz I was taking. I bout ripped him apart. I have little patience for your assholery when I’m that sick. Why would you think that’s an ok thing to say?

megaman2: megaman2: “mickey mouse it says you want to divorce minnie because she was…… extremely...

Thu, 23 May 2013 21:05:10 -0400

megaman2:

megaman2:

“mickey mouse it says you want to divorce minnie because she was…… extremely silly?”

“no, i said she was fucking goofy”

please stop reblogging this i stole this joke from my brother

yosgcast: One of my favourite pieces of Yogscast fan art,...

Thu, 23 May 2013 19:40:31 -0400

yosgcast:

One of my favourite pieces of Yogscast fan art, tragically beautiful.

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thored: if you’re not already following Joss Whedon on...

Thu, 23 May 2013 19:38:12 -0400

thored:

if you’re not already following Joss Whedon on twitter

i highly recommend it

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Thu, 23 May 2013 19:36:31 -0400

jununy: i still cant believe i actually watched the entire...

Thu, 23 May 2013 16:22:15 -0400

jununy:

i still cant believe i actually watched the entire airbender movie last night

did that actually happen or was that a nightmare we just dont know

Shhhhhh….it was only a nightmare. Go back to sleep

castielsmissinggrace: im sorry, is it still too soon someone...

Thu, 23 May 2013 16:21:53 -0400

castielsmissinggrace:

im sorry, is it still too soon

~~someone take photoshop away from me~~